We wrote this haiku about getting tested for STDs. If you’re feeling inspired, submit a poem* to us about getting yourself tested. Limericks, 6 word stories, free verse, sonnets — whatever. Rhymers and non-rhymers alike, send us your submission and we’ll post the best ones.
*if you’re submitting off anon, we will link back to your blog unless you specify not to.
Love this! I remember the ’90s when an STD test could be a romantic rite of passage.
I wish people wouldn’t treat intersex folks like /d/ sex toys. Yes they have both sets of genitals, no I don’t necessarily think you’d be a “cumslut” if you were intersex because this isn’t Your Favorite Hentai™ and in real life people like that sometimes have dysphoria. You don’t know the life…
Just a head’s up. It’s basically impossible for a human being to have two sets of functioning genitals, there is no documented case in history. All intersex people have some ambiguity/ies in the their sexual characteristics from ambiguous genitals, unusual hormone levels to mix-and-match chromosomes. but they don’t have two sets of genitals.
I would have supported her, had I not been the fetus.
This is totally me. If those fetuses writing notes to their mother in email spam were real I would have thoroughly encouraged her throw herself as many staircases as often as possible. (Unfortunately I was conceived before Roe vs. Wade.) My life has done no good to anyone and neither of my parents should have ever been parents.
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